In plus-sizing our degrees with AI (soon we hope to be super-sizing), we need to come up with some taglines to help the rebrand. I’ll get us started.

• AI and Treacherous Water Crossings: I have a sinking feeling.
• AI and Media Studies: Interrupting this message to interrupt this message.
• AI and Rhetoric: No it isn’t.
• AI and English: Read it as read.
• AI and History: What’s left is right.
• AI and Romance languages: If we said you had a beautiful body would you join our major?
• AI and Biology: It’s a living.
• AI and Earth Sciences: Leaving logic in the dirt.
• AI and Environmental Studies: We’re fucked.
• AI and Philosophy: Along this command line many philosophers have lost themselves.
• AI and Fine Arts: First.
• AI and Anthropology: We are all related. Unfortunately.
• AI and the Interdisciplinary Humanities: Where ideology meets job security.
• AI and Mathematics: Proof there’s no hope.
• AI and Economics: Invisibly handling black boxes.
• AI and Psychology: My brain-computer interface hurts!
• AI and Gender Studies: Binary logics need not apply.
• AI and Classics: I want to claw my eyes out!
• AI and Cognitive Science: Predictably the university’s model major
• AI and Engineering: Funded by the Society for the Re-enactment of Failures